Rock, Paper, Scissors (Skit)

from Pork in Congress by GirambQuamb

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Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock, nun, gun, bomb, fence, wrench, cat, rat, pickle, boot, shoot!

Who won?

Uh, shit. Lemme open up the spreadsheet.

You didn't have the spreadsheet open?

I didn't think you were gonna pick one of the stupid ones!

You picked nun! Is the spreadsheet open?

It takes a second, okay?

Fuckin' whatever.

Okay it's open. Let's see, I picked nun. What'd you pick again?

Fuck... I don't remember.

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from Pork in Congress, released February 28, 2021

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