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Damn
00:53
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2. |
Service Ontario
01:34
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Service Ontario
Service Ontario
Service Ontario
Service Ontario
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3. |
MIDI Metal
00:50
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I've got some MIDI metal
The MIDI guitars chug
And MIDI metal masters
The art of coming for you
It's time for MIDI metal
The MIDI drums blast down
And metal MIDIs have you
Convulsing on the ground
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4. |
Real Good Time
00:51
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Aaaaaaahhhhh
Got a real good time
Aaaaaaahhhhh
Got a real good time
Aaaaaaahhhhh
Aaaaaaahhhhh
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5. |
Ringtone
00:33
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Oh, Mom!
00:22
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Oh, mom
You don't get it
I'm talking to someone
On the internet
Oh, mom
You don't get it
I met them online
They're my bestest friend
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7. |
Harmonicrap
00:49
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8. |
I'm Gonna Buy a Parakeet
00:38
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I'm gonna buy me a parakeet
Though I won't need it
And it'll squawk all day and night
But I won't feed it
And it'll drive you up the wall
But I won't hear it
Through my noise-cancelling headphones
So you can deal with it
I'm gonna buy me a parakeet
Yes I will
Buy me a parakeet oooh
I'm gonna buy me a parakeet
That I will
And I'll buy you a parakeet too
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9. |
I Would
01:18
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I thank the stars at night
For shining on so bright
If I could join them
Casting light into the world
I would
I thank the dawn of day
For showing me the way
How can I compare to
The fire that it brings
Me
On and on I
Scream into the world
That I am wanted
Maybe one day
I'll believe it too
Just like I should
I would
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10. |
The Suburbs
00:40
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I live in the suburbs
The suburbs are the best
They make me want to kill myself
But at least I don't pay rent
Oh
Ba ba bada baba
Bada ba ba da ba
Ba ba bada baba
Bada ba ba da ba
There's lots to do in the suburbs
Like stay inside all day
It makes me want to end my life
I might do that today
Oh
Ba ba bada baba
Bada ba ba da ba
Ba ba bada baba
Bada ba ba da ba
There's houses everywhere
No one wants to leave theirs
Front lawn needs routine care
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11. |
I've Got You
00:43
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Life is busy
Times are rough
Things are hard
And this moment won't last forever
But the two of us will make it through
Because
I've got you
And the world has never seen the way
We get to where we're going to
And I've got you
And through the thick and thin
I know that I can count on you
To have me too
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12. |
Canadian Geese
01:25
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Fuzzy lil baddies
That you'll never touch
Hissy fit gargles
They think they're so tough
Canadian geese
At the end of the streets
They dumpin' around
So watch where you plant your feet
Honk if you're angry
They just won't stop
Step in their shit
They make you wanna blow your top off
Canadian geese
At the end of the streets
Scream like a chainsaw
Smell like some sewer meat
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13. |
Feel Better
01:28
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I love you very much
I miss you very much
Feel better
I miss you very much
I need you very much
Feel better
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14. |
I'm Oblivious
02:40
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You're always kissing me on the cheek
And it's really throwing me off my groove
It's hard to get me to really speak
But you make me wanna get up and move
You let me put my hand on your thigh
We slept together with your feet at my head
I would say something but I'm too shy
If only anything would just be said
What could it mean (x16)
You're telling me about guys you like
This must confirm there is no interest in me
But now you're calling me "boyfriend"
What the hell is this supposed to be?
I'm just a boy I don't know these things
You're giving me some really intimate vibes
And now you're mad at me what the hell?
How did all of this change with the tides?
What could it mean (x16)
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15. |
Towards Battle
01:00
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16. |
I'm Not a Furry
00:54
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You gotta respect the people
Who have fur in the game
They get flamed
For pretending they're a lioness
Give it up for the mutts
Who have wits to amass
Jobs at NASA
They really could enlighten us
And give a round of applause
For all the people who
Want paws
They found their own community
While I don't get it
I can see that they are
Happy together
I want this opportunity
I'm not a furry
Not a furry
Not a furry
Not a furry
But I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
If you are
I'm not a furry
Not a furry
Not a furry
Not a furry
But sometimes I wish
That I were
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17. |
Ambient Piece
00:56
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Oh God please tell me what to do
Oh God please tell me what to do
I'm lost and I'm without a clue
So please tell me what I should do
Satan please tell me what to do
I'll give up anything to you
My soul means nothing anyway
Since my sky has been turned to grey
I just don't know what to do
Oh I just don't know what to do
I've tried and tried and nothing worked
I've tried and tried I've gone berserk
I've come asking to you
Please tell me what to do
Oh
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I just don't know what to do
Oh I just don't know what to do
I've tried and tried and nothing worked
I've tried and tried I've gone berserk
I've come asking to you
Please tell me what to do
Oh
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19. |
Punch a Hole in the Wall
00:41
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Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
And get real mad
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
Punch a hole in the wall
And get real mad
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20. |
Burnt Pasta
00:54
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21. |
Back in Time
00:35
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If I could travel back in time
I'd pick the day that I was born
And watch my stupid baby self
Start crying like a broken horn
I'd look him in the eyes
As rage begins to fill throughout
And I would pull my arm back
Before I punch him in the mouth
You stupid baby
You crying sack of shit
You know that things will get better
So stop it with the sad bullshit
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22. |
Shopping in Hell
00:55
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23. |
Sunshine Circumvention
00:44
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Making out with a hand grenade
In the dark
Can't make the awful trek
To the park
You're set to be the one
Who's avoidant of the sun
But you can have your fun
And it's great
You're set to be the one
Who's avoidant of the sun
But you can have your fun
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24. |
Sparky
01:43
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My name's Weenie and I'm a bad dog, what of it?
I yap and I bite and I piss all over the floor but so what?
That's nothing compared to Sparky (Sparky)
He's the real bad dog
Sparky yaps and bites and pisses all over the floor, but that's the least of it
He tears up the curtains, gnaws on the couch and takes shits in the laundry room
As far as my owner's concerned I'm an angel in comparison
Bad dog Sparky (Sparky)
Sure I'll piss on the floor and yap at the mailman, but when Sparky knocks over his fourth antique vase of the week my owner turns to me and you know what she says?
At least you're better than Sparky (Sparky)
He's the real bad dog
I know it's bad to pee everywhere and bite your neighbour's grandchildren, but Sparky gets away with a lot more as far as I'm concerned (Sparky, Sparky)
He once caused a declaration of war against Croatia
It only lasted a few confused minutes, but boy was he in shit
He went to the vet today - I love when Sparky's gone
I can shit in the laundry room and he'll take the punishment (Sparky, Sparky)
I don't feel bad - I don't even feel guilty (Sparky)
He would've done it anyway.
Suddenly I hear the front door open
I'm usually not surprised by such an occurrence cause you can hear Sparky howling before he even makes it to the driveway (Sparky)
But today was different
My owner walked in, but Sparky was nowhere to be found
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25. |
My Sick Rap Beat
00:43
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Got a bass doing octaves like an
Octopus octagon
Cowbell beeping like a
Chiptune knock off
Minimal snare that is
More like a smack
A beat as fat as
Rob Ford smoking crack
Got a hi hat one trick pony
Wear a Carhartt cap
So forklift drivers blow me
And this beat doesn't suck
Cause it's a funk slam dunk
Now the blip n' bloop is
Blaring through the side view
Stickin' like a fist
Covered in gorilla glue
The bar repeats
It's all coming back
Unlike Rob Ford smoking crack
I'll play it off like I'm not
Some phony
Wear my Carhartt touque
And still no one blows me
And this beat really fucks
It's a funk slam dunk
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26. |
It's On You
00:38
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You got a cold dead heart
That's made out of glass
And when it broke
You asked if we were happy with that
And honestly?
It's on you
It's on you
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27. |
Burnout
01:00
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Burnout has
Churned out
Like half of these songs so far
I'll see
If maybe
I can still make four more
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28. |
He Who Must Steal
01:00
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Bestowed upon society
Once was blind but now can see
Worthy of being the
Man who steals for better life
He who must steal for the
Good of all that is right
Forced to feed gluttonous ones
Who bless the Father and the Son
Those unworthy of the
Chance to steal for all that's right
Unlike he who must be
Shunned for following the light
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29. |
Oliver's Song
01:24
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30. |
The End
00:44
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On January 1st, 2023
I said I'd like to write more songs
I took that very seriously
And wrote them all month long
And now we're at the 30th
The last and final tune
So thank you all for listening
And I'll be back soon
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31. |
Wait Shit
01:00
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GirambQuamb Ontario
Guy who does thing
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