12 Songs About Cats

by GirambQuamb

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1.
Off The Grid 02:15
I'm way off the grid man I'm blowing my lid man I'm lost in a pool of thought in way over my head I'm on the move man I'm in the groove man My body's in fight or flight But everything's alright I'm starting to feel it It's all so surreal man Everything's part of me And nobody else can see It's all so amazing I just want to sing About this experience That I'm having (Lalalas and dododos) I'm way off the grid man I'm blowing my lid man I'm lost in a pool of thought in way over my head I'm on the move man I'm in the groove man My body's in fight or flight But everything's alright
2.
Peanutbutter 03:23
I came into the world mumbling and stumbling over my sentences And so I choose my words careful I speak what's acceptable But I never say anything It doesn't matter regardless My mind's hard pressed To phrase what I wanna say I try to push out the gold But it all turns to mold As soon as it leaves my brain So I'm sorry if it sounds like my mouth is full of peanut butter I'm trying to push the ocean through a straw My cardboard personality Is my inability To let myself shine I have so many ideas I promise they're good ideas But I can't share anything How will I find someone that likes me for who I am when I never show myself? I'm Living life in disguise As someone practiced and prized When I know I'm someone else So I'm sorry if it sounds like my mouth is full of peanut butter I'm trying to push the ocean through a straw (Solo) So I'm sorry if it sounds like my mouth is full of peanut butter I'm trying to push the ocean through a straw
3.
You're a salt licking, ape kicking Gum chewing, piss brewing Ass smelling, low selling No telling, motel-ing Malt fucking, grape sucking Crap blasting, short lasting Worm eating, child beating, Wild cheating, mild heating Knee slapping, pee lapping Dancing shoes your feet are tapping Shit talking, slow walking, Yes it's you IT'S YOU I'm mocking Sick looking, rotten cooking Overlooking overbooking Cat punting, cool fronting Your face could use a punching Yellow bellied, little feller Performance, not stellar Nose picking, jaw clicking Ideas not sticking Brick wall, one call Fish squeezing, unpleasing Dork
4.
Bald Man 02:01
Another day to have Life sucked out of you Just right out of view Of the misery Another rant from the Bald man's head Of his firm held views Drink your coffee bitterly Another chance to do What he says Whatever he says You've become quite docible Another chance to get Bald man mad At your hard attempts At doing the impossible I don't wanna work for a bald headed man In a stupid tin can I don't wanna do it Ever again But that's just the plan Cause I'm here for nine hours Selling divine powers Straight to the man With the bald head And abusive mouth Owns a house down south I'm not going to do it Ever again Take my divine powers I'm gone in nine hours (Solo) I don't wanna work for a bald headed man In a stupid tin can I don't wanna do it Ever again But that's just the plan Cause I'm here for nine hours Selling divine powers Straight to the man With the bald head And abusive mouth Owns a house down south I'm not going to do it Ever again Take my divine powers I'll be gone in nine hours
5.
Scientology 02:54
I don't like the place my life is in I'm unsure what to do I'm starting to run out of options Of how to cure my blues There's only one hope left But I'm not going to reach it Unless I somehow get rich If only I had the cash to join the church of Scientology Then maybe finally I would be happy I wish I had the cash to become a Scientologist Then maybe I wouldn't be so goddamn depressed Drifting along takes you nowhere And drugs distract from the truth Making a change is hard When you're at the end of youth There's only one hope left But I'm not going to reach it Unless I somehow get rich If only I had the cash to join the church of Scientology Then maybe finally I would be happy I wish I had the cash to become a Scientologist Then maybe I wouldn't be so goddamn depressed (Solo) Nothing else has worked That's why I'm asking please Help me out of my hell hole Church of scientology There's only one hope left But I'm not going to reach it Unless I somehow get rich If only I had the cash to join the church of Scientology Then maybe finally I would be happy I wish I had the cash to become a Scientologist Then maybe I wouldn't be so goddamn depressed
6.
I was tired of life, But also fired up right I looked to who I aspired to Be like I gave it thought, and I came to a lesson taught My quest to be them It would only end in naught And now life resumes Through a different view Throw it all away I know what I must do What I thought I knew Throw it all away I stopped faking it And started making shit I don't let it bother me I can't just quit Who I aspired to be Should've just been me I've learned my lesson now What will the future see? And now life resumes Through a different view Throw it all away I know what I must do What I thought I knew Throw it all away
7.
I must confess, it's true That I fell in love with you The moment our headspace collided It wasn't a shock to me That it wasn't meant to be But still I wish something had happened I know we drifted far apart And I know we didn't talk much I'm sorry that I ever made the effort The birds never flew At the start of you and me The dasies didn't bloom After all, the air is empty No electricity There was no tunnel vision We up and split And I'll never know what I'm missin' --- This wasn't the first time And it won't be the last time That I enter this state of delusion When a girl like you talks to me My heart it fills up with glee But I'm too afraid to move forward I wish I could've talked to you I wish I would've said something I wish I wasn't such a fucking bitch The birds never flew At the start of you and me The dasies didn't bloom After all, the air is empty No electricity There was no tunnel vision We up and split And I'll never know what I'm missin'
8.
You once had it all Then was the fall Heated eyeballs I still recall When you were just young You proudly sung Now that's been flung Cat's got your tongue You want it I know So get off the floor Maybe you blow Just go with the flow Please pick up the phone Can't do this your own way Throw me a bone Quit the personae You're sinking out of things that you love You must seek out hope up above Grueling as the trials may be You have to take my hand and fly away with me Why take it so slow You haven't plateaued There's still more to go Don't sleep in the snow You want to be free So why can't you see that You have to flee That's where the relief's At, come follow close Don't be so gross Take the right dose Don't eat the glucose You have to be Right next to me Then you will see The things that I see You're sinking out of things that you love You must seek out hope up above Grueling as the trials may be You have to take my hand and fly away with me
9.
Meow! 01:45
*Improvised meows*
10.
I have no confidence And I know that's not your fault I have no confidence And the feeling doesn't halt I don't know if it's because I'm hard on myself I have high regards for myself And I'm never reaching my standards But I swear it's more than that I'm down on myself I make a clown of myself In every situation that I enter I feel like I'm just a bother And that no one really cares about me And I know it all sounds stupid But my brain it has a different way of Seeing all these situations Analyzing them And in the grand scheme I know I could do better than I do I know I'm talking bullshit here I can prove that people like me but I'm always going to focus on potential It's not my fault I can't reach my standards I just have to be better Being hard on yourself is essential for improvement But I know I'm not improving It's really only gotten worse I'm sorry that I'm bugging you again I guess I just need to vent about my situation I need to get it out of my head (Chorus)
11.
In My Head 05:54
12.
Goodbye 02:05

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It's got some nerdy stuff, some funny stuff, some sad stuff, and a lotta weird stuff. Just trying to stay true to myself.

It could be a lot better but I'd rather not polish a turd forever when I could learn from this and make something new and better later.

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released January 6, 2017

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